Life, Lust, and Silly Puns

So even though I've already roadified my mtb, there's still 1 thing that bothers me. Generally, road bike handlebars are the width of your shoulders to reduce shoulder and back pain. Mtb handlebars are wider to allow your to steer easier, maybe on a tough trail. My road ends are on the end of my mtb handlebar, so while I'm not in any pain, they look reaaally bad. Sorta. Unfortunately, my shifters/brake levers can't move over anymore(mtb handlebars grow fatter towards the center), so I'm stuck in my current position. Considering buying handlebars that don't get fat.