Life, Lust, and Silly Puns

Ever wanted to know what frame material to make your bike out of? Well "supcom" from bikeforums posted... (had to give credit, right?)

"Aluminum lawyers are fat and fatigue quickly. Steel lawyers are thinner and never crack under pressure but they get rusty after a while. Carbon fiber lawyers are good at isolating you from those little bumps life throws at you, but they can fall to pieces unexpectedly. Titanium lawyers really aren't better than any other lawyer, but everyone says they are, so they run around naked and charge double."

Excellent.