Life, Lust, and Silly Puns

Despite what the comic says, i might continue making the occasional hand-drawn comic (hand drawn text looks trashy) if i get good comments about it. i know you people don't leave any comments, so just something on Gchat is fine. also, i know i'm just a crazy ass natural artist, so no need to remind me about that.

but seriously though, just click the comments link down below and just leave a little something.

Well, it's a movie- NO it's an AWESOME MOVIE; it's the BEST AWESOME MOVIE that you never heard of. or that i doubt you heard of. well GO WATCH IT(download it with the legal consent of the FBI) cuz it's really goddamn cool. Robert Downey Jr.(Iron Man) stars it, it's a pretty funny fast talking, sarcastic-ish movie but it's not a comedy, so don't expect it. I could keep talking about it, but instead i'll cut myself short and tell you to go downlo-- watch the goddamn movie NOW.

at least for now, until physics (and by that i mean the class, not the universe) completely eradicates them. Anyway, here's like an equivalent of a loading screen - something small that tries to hold your attention until the main course arrives. I have comics planned, i swear!

too bad it's not a new species or something

We The Robots
Comics about the daily life of a desk-job robot and his family. I think the humor is kinda like Dilbert, but I've never read Dilbert, so I guess it's not like Dilbert. I deemed this webcomic funny after reading a bunch of the comics - it's not a one-line puncher or anything. I don't even know what that means, but I hope you do.


Also, hell begins in 4 days and some hours. Coincidentally, that's when school starts. Neat, huh?

to me, anyways. Here are a few on my daily list that I think are pretty funny. But then again my sense of humor's a little wack.

Cyanide and Happiness (how can you NOT know this webcomic)
AmazingSuperpowers
theWAREHOUSE
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

The Perry Bible Fellowship (Discontinued by author) Not your average webcomic, you have to be observant, and capable of thinking for a few seconds. Sometimes.

They're all my kind of humor.

Of course, you guys probably also know XKCD and Abstruse Goose, both of which are a bit nerdier in their humor.

Yeah. Enjoy. If you guys know more, let me know - with a goddamn COMMENT. I'm watchin you.

Yeah, a feeble shot at 3D.

It'd be great having an undo button, to undo all your mistakes and regrets and shit. It'd be like a time machine, except you can't kill Hitler. You might be able to undo him, though.

No jokes about un-doing and re-doing each others' moms, ok?

Yeah, you've been in that situation. Two (Asian) families going out for a quiet dinner, chit chatting, making small talk, using chopsticks, enjoying the food, until... the BILL COMES. Then it all goes down - a massive scene involving tug-of-war, shouting, waving around credit cards, and somewhere in the chaos, is the bill. A fight breaks out, and in the end, a winner is declared, and the victor is awarded the prize of... paying the bill. Fuck yeah, he earned it. Don't worry, we can have a rematch next time we eat dinner together.

Now go clean yourself up, you're bleeding on the carpet.

I don't feel like talking i mean typing. Click if you must and enjoi.

Bonus:

Uh, yeah I don't usually write about movies, I guess I've never done it before, but I think that for some obscure reason Watchmen is worth writing a short paragraph about.

Anyway, Watchmen was fuckin awesome - very dark, excessively violent, and a bit of superhero stuff thrown in. That blue guy, uh, Dr. Manhattan was a bore, the Comedian was an asshole, Rorschach was freakin badass, definitely my favorite character - satirical, screwed over in the head, and of course obscenely violent. And his mask was pretty cool, too. Fight scenes were cool, especially with Rorschach - beating the shit out of a SWAT team or something, and the subsequent jail scenes.


Well anyway, my mind just went blank and it's 2 AM i dont think i'm used to being conscious at this time, unless i'm doing something mindless like watching a boring movie or such and uh i'll finish/clean up this post when i get some sleep and my iq raises a bit (haha just kidding rite -__-)

oh i'll have comics up tmrw if i can remember i finished em at like 10 pm but theyll still suck dont worry so i have to sleep now