Life, Lust, and Silly Puns

When I wake up the next morning, these comics will be crappier than they appear to be now. At least it doesn't come with a massive headache and some fat chick next to you in bed. Well whatever, I made not one, but two midnight comics today (the next morning)! Both guaranteed to suck as much as the others (the past two comics were midnight comics too), or your money back!*


That's right, you've all been DUPED! Facebook's true intentions are for stalkers to use it. You know how when you're looking up your friend's friend's cousin's sister's friend to find some hot chick you saw in class today? And in the end you felt like a stalker? Well you ARE! It's a conspiracy, spread the word.

Oh and to answer the "who the fuck are you", it's the guy in the next comic, i frikin' copy pasted. It's what i've been doing this past couple of weeks anyway (yay volunteer service), i must be pro at it now. also it's 1:30 AM, i'm tired, did i mention that? i think my room is moving.

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That really small text in the 1st and 2nd frames basically say that if you think my hair sucks, buy me a drawing tablet. Also, if you think the way i draw hair sucks, buy me a tablet too.


Edit from the next morning: I just spent 35 minutes changing stupid shit i put on 9 hours ago. If being sleep-deprived makes you change stuff back, you probably shouldn't get drunk. Don't drink, kids. Or your friends might put embarassing photos of you losing your shit on FACEBOOK. Also, i apparently spelled genious genius wrong in my comic. thanks, Jason.




*i'm stealing money from your wallet right now