Life, Lust, and Silly Puns

Yeah, you've been in that situation. Two (Asian) families going out for a quiet dinner, chit chatting, making small talk, using chopsticks, enjoying the food, until... the BILL COMES. Then it all goes down - a massive scene involving tug-of-war, shouting, waving around credit cards, and somewhere in the chaos, is the bill. A fight breaks out, and in the end, a winner is declared, and the victor is awarded the prize of... paying the bill. Fuck yeah, he earned it. Don't worry, we can have a rematch next time we eat dinner together.

Now go clean yourself up, you're bleeding on the carpet.